Listmaniac

I got tagged to do this and I have to, despite me hate of compiling lists.

7 things I want to do in this lifetime:

1. Visit South America
2. Write a novel
3. Drive a Ferrari
4. Say “I don’t think so, X!” where X is some head-of-state using my best Home Improvement voice.
5. Go snorkelling in the Australian Bay.
6. Create a foundation to end scientific ignorance.
7. Own a smallish Monet.

7 things I can do:
1. Cook almost anything anytime
2. Read trashy novels
3. Calculate or bound asymptotic limits of almost anything
4. Tie a neat tie
5. Make a joke about almost any situation — in most cases an improper one
6. Plan, plan and replan future events at any time of the day
7. Find the right word at the right time.

7 things I can not do:
1. Code in VHDL
2. Stop eating chocolate
3. Drink milk
4. Read Bong literature in the original
5. Let stupidity go by me uncommented
6. Take it easy
7. Compile these long lists.

7 things that attract me to another person:
1. Dark hair
2. Dead-pan humour
3. A nice singing voice
4. Articulate
5. Good taste
6. Smell
7. Work hard, party hard ethic

7 things I say most often:
1. um...I don’t know
2. I don’t think so, X! — to person X.
3. Of course.
4. ‘Sup brotha. Where’s the party.
5. How’s the love life?
6. And??
7. Work it baby.

7 people I'd love to do this:
You...and your alter-egos.
No seriously, I’d love almost anyone that reads this to do this. Why, you ask? It is a great way to waste time and pretend to figure yourself out.